Millennial Mary Poppins with a calm & sunny attitude, I love making this process feel achievable instead of terrifying. Outside of work, I have a passion for lowbrow reality TV, astrology memes, gin gimlets, and my pink apartment. Although I have worked with nearly every kind of client you can think of, I specialize in messy babes with an abundance of beautiful things. If you like to live by your own rules while your fancy lingerie stays packed in a suitcase, you’ll probably be my client for life.
What’s not working in your home, workspace, or inbox? During this initial session, I’ll guide you through deciding what to keep and the most helpful ways to store it. After, you’ll receive a Google Doc with a customized project plan tailored to your taste and budget.
For my fabulous frequent fliers who are always between trips. I will help you pack, unpack, plan, check, double check, triple check. We’ll ensure everything makes it into the suitcase so you can get a good night’s sleep and show up to the airport on time with everything you need.
You love pretty pictures of yourself but getting ready for a photo shoot fills you with dread and anxiety. Whether it’s a sexy boudoir shoot or just a simple portrait, I’ll help you remember everything you need to show up confident and ready to pose.
What you earn, what you spend, what you owe, what you have. We can figure it out. Haven’t filed taxes in years? No problem, let’s turn your bag of receipts into an organized spreadsheet and make an appointment with your CPA.
Feeling like you’re too overwhelmed and can’t prioritize where to start? Let’s talk it through and make a to-do list.
Tell me about your current organizing challenges. I will recommend better ways to utilize your current systems as well as new organizing products tailored to your taste and budget.
I’ll hear about your issues with email. Each session ends with a mini customized plan for your inbox.
We’ll discuss your space and particular challenges with home organization. Each session ends with a mini customized plan for your home.
I’m embarrassed by how bad my apartment has gotten. Will you judge me? Absolutely not, I’m here to help. It’s completely normal to feel embarrassment or shame about disorganization.
What kind of people do you work with? I work with a wide variety of clients. My clients include everyone from doctors to drag queens to dominatrixes as well as artists, dancers, professors, actors, singers, lawyers, nurses, showgirls, architects, students, bartenders, designers, cam girls, bakers, salespeople, hair stylists, circus performers, writers, teachers, bankers, and more. All different kinds of people struggle with staying organized, you are not alone!
What is the process for booking you? We’ll begin with a consultation to see if I’m a good fit for your particular project. If we decide to move forward, I’ll schedule an in-person session or we can continue working virtually.
How long does organizing take? It really depends. Each client, home, and project are different. I will work with you on creating a plan that meets your individual needs, goals, and budget.
I’m preparing to move or just recently moved. Can you help me? Yes I can! Many of my clients contact me because they’re preparing for a move and need to purge their belongings to lighten the load, plan, and pack. Others just recently moved and need help figuring out how to set up their new place.
Are you going to tell people how messy I am or share my personal business? Never. This stays between us.
Are you going to tell me all my belongings are ugly and out of style and make me replace everything I own? Definitely not! I provide guidance, but every final decision is yours. You are the expert in what is important to YOU.
I have a friend or family member who desperately needs your services. Could I hire you on their behalf? Yes, I have had lots of clients treat their loved ones to an organizing session and I think it’s a lovely gift. However, I encourage you to talk about this with them beforehand to see if they’re interested.